Cautionary Cross Country Girls’ tales

 

BEWARE…children, Gemma Horne is training to be a teacher.  She thinks flirty is  

                 ok ‘as long as you don’t touch them!’

 

BEWARE…drinking too much vodka.  On holiday in September Rona M(a!)cniven drank so much a sexy barman asked Sarah Williams and Lucy if she was mentally handicapped and they were her translators! He didn’t see Rona for the rest of the night as she was in the toilet throwing up. The landlord provided her with a plastic bag when she was escorted home.

 

BEWARE…foreign men. Sarah Williams pulled French and Nigerian Romeo’s on

                 holiday but assures us the only sex on the beach she had was the cocktail. 

 

BEWARE…going running with your keys. Sam Gosling (rival for Gemma Horne in the shortest skirt competition!) dropped her keys down a drain on a run and spent the rest of the day trying to fish them out amongst the sewage.

 

BEWARE…underage clubbers.

                        Rachel Bull pulled a 17 year old in Echoes!

 

BEWARE…drinking too much before your meal this evening.  Lucy Waterlow spent the Spring Ball in the toilets and missed the entire disco because she drank so much before the meal and so wasn’t hungry to eat any of it. When she emerged to get the coach home she told anyone who would listen “I threw up a contact lens!”

 

 

BEWARE…seductive dancing. Sarah Maude attracted the attention of numerous

                 sleazy men by her dance moves at a club in Nottingham.  Her magnetism is also in force at work where unusual looking colleagues have asked her out or stalked her at her local pub, converting to support Newcastle Utd to gain her approval.

 

 

BEWARE…Sunday runs up Beacon Hill.  Sarah Williams had to find an alternative route when she was afraid to run through a field full of cows, despite the fact Lucy kept shouting at her that they were only calves and Erica saying that she ran with them all the time at home.

 

 

BEWARE…drinking over your limits.  Caroline Walsh is drunk off a glass of wine yet still insists on drinking the whole bottle!

 

BEWARE…taking drunk men back to your room.  Harriet Canter took Rob Whittle home and ended up looking after him throwing up.

 

BEWARE…maneater Erica Martin. See the incest tree, which illustrates her

                 numerous conquests!

 

 

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