And
I Quote…
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"It’s
not normal to be a runner, they're all so weird!" – Caroline Walsh (Are
you not a runner yourself Caroline? –Ed) "I
wondered why I kept forgetting to wake up for lectures, then I realised
I was setting my alarm for |
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Sarah
Williams talking to Jo Brewer:
"Get out my way, looks like a bloody red hedgehog
standing behind the car!"
Also
be careful when u see Sarah driving around Loughborough. After cutting
across
three lanes of traffic and several angry lorries and white vans at the
busiest
roundabout in Loughborough, she decided to pull out in front of every
car
possible and go through several red lights.
More classic quotes:
“Simon, when is you’re New Year’s Eve party going to
be this year?” – Dawn Wilson
“I am the man. Women should chase me” – James Chatt
“Guys want to be me. Girls want to be with me” – James
Chatt
“You may be big, but you’re not ripped” – Sam Grealy
(after getting started on in
Echoes, he proceeded to lift his shirt up in an
attempt to scare him away)
“Wide-arm chins are the real thing” – Ryan Davoile
“I got whipped by a man in the car behind” – Sarah
Williams
QUOTE
form Colin Bovell: To Duncan:
“Stroke
don't poke, Dunc” Colin advising Dunc on how to 'really' get it right!
“I pulled out after 400m because I didn’t want to show
them up” – Jonny Hussain after pace making the first lap of the Aqua Pura 800m
“Shit are the BUSAs really in
“Can you sit on my legs?” – Ryan Davoile to anyone
available in gym
“How much can you bench press?” – only Sam Grealy
“Do my biceps look big in this?” – Sam Grealy
“It’s all about how big your tits and your biceps are;
It doesn’t matter a thing about your hamstrings, quadriceps and gluteus” – Mike
Amson
“Look at my ripped six-pack” – the Greal in Echoes
Tom Doe asks Rick...
"So how far did you get on your SEVEN LAP
run?"
To
“At least your legs are smooth, working on Dan is
like massaging a badger.” Dave Hillman (Loughborough sports massage therapist)
Ricky
Soos at the Punch party...
“I'm screwed”
“I'm f**king screwed”
“I've just downed half a bottle of Vodka and I'm
f**king screwed”
10
minutes later...
“I think Rick has just been kicked out for being
Sick?” - Job King
“I can drink twenty Pints of lager in a night” - Rob
Daniels
(Yeah good one Rob, lets see it then)
After hearing Bob Smith (Sports Science lecturer)
saying that you should limit Dairy
products to two portions per day...
"…I grate my Cheese so that it gets rid of most
of the fat" - Adam Vandenberg (How’s that one work then?)
Apparently...
"Stoke Fans are just racist bigamists!" -
Adam Vandenberg
SPOTTED:
All the throwers looking like complete Muppets trying
to find their hammers/discus/Jav’s in the waist length infield grass
Beccy Peake BEHIND the bar in the Junction (mines a
Nasty ta!)
Lois Creswell mugging women on the rugby pitch
KT Horne arriving at the gym with a bag made out of
what looks like you’re
Jonny Edwards getting free sun-time at Nails salon
because he is such a frequent customer.
Sam Grealy in a tight gay-looking top every Saturday
in Echoes. (Pulls Women)
Joggers (in general) struggling to lift the 20kg
Olympic bars in Powerbase on a Monday night and having to be shown technique by
KT Horne.
Certain decathlete boys handing out a never-ending
supply of reef at the freshers punch party. They weren’t being generous, they
stole [liberated] it from the Junction bar storeroom and promptly received a
ban from the Student’s
Lufbra News Updates…
News on James "the Real Deal" Hogg AKA Skagg
Head...
Managed to get 'removed' from Pulse at 12:30am and
returned home Shivering at
... Where did you go James?
Same night... James manages to get up in the night and
find his way into room
mates', Ricky Soos' bed.
...Whats going on there then?
(Bed sharing seems to be popular in
Marriott!)
Made famous in Last years edition of the Purple Patch
with his toilet stops
during steady runs James is keeping up his reputation
this year, so watch where
you’re stepping whilst out running (errrrr).
*Note to Chris Thompson and Kelly Thomas... When
reading directions-"Straight
on at the roundabout"-shouldn't be taken
literally.
*Well done to Rob Whittle for taking the Initiative to
send off his own race
entry for the A.A.A's, but Rob, it would help if you
didn't send it to your own
address!!!
*Apparently Alisdair Donaldson isn't one to deny his
feminine side..spotted
walking out of an aerobics class, drinking a Diet
Coke. Feel free to buy him a
Baby Cham if you see him about tonight.
*A Big welcome to Ketain Desai, back in Athletics
after his one year ban. *Note to all
*Well done to Matthew Jones (Yr 2 AKA Cymrag) for
smashing his 800m pb already
this cross-country season at the start of the Senior
race at
again in the
Birmingham League at
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